Kronenbourg - Spelling?

Kronenbourg 1664 - France -

I had to hold the bottle up to the screen to make sure I had that right. Fucken Kronenbourg.

Its actually a chore to type. Im going to copy and paste it for the rest of this. 

Ive had a lack of posts which I usually say sorry for. I also have an influx of French people visiting here, so Merry Christmas French people.Or whatever it is you celebrate.

Like your aborigines.

 

I have a floating day off during the week. It can happen on a Tuesday, it can happen on a Thursday. Its unpredictable.  You cant tame a work schedule. What you can tame though is someone who parks in the middle of a driveway.  

I give one of my co-workers a ride home every day.

I give that same person a ride to work everyday as well.

It usually costs me my keurig coffee. I bought it not to use it, but I could if I wanted to wake up 5 minutes earlier. Fuck that. Sleep aint cheap.

So this douche, some random guy, parks in the wrong place. He parks in the middle of a driveway that enters a major downtown square in my city. 

We called the cops and watched them roll up and give the guy a ticket.

I kinda hoped he would get towed, and when he didn't, I felt dirty.

Speaking of which, did you know the 7th is national beer day?

Neither did I. Is it a real thing? Im not sure, but ill celebrate it. I love fake holidays that celebrate beer. I love anything that celebrates beer. Im rambling so bad right now.

Welcome to Kronenbourg. Paste. 

Its actually really good. Not Canadian or American good either. I describe American or Canadian good as beer you can drink a lot of and still be pretty happy about it. Its all about quantity here guys, and if theres something im all about , its quantity.  I figure this beer is a lot like our Bud. Its got a small bite though, and its good, and after a few evenings,  im sure will be gone. By gone I mean, the taste. Like who cares. That kind of taste. You know. Ahhhhhhh fuck it.

 

I try to edit every post to the best of my drunk abilities.  Spell check has served me well.  That last little tid-bit, was not supposed to be like it sounded. Its like Labatts or Bud to the French. ok? Fuck off dude.

I cant figure this out. I just had my head in my hands. hahahahahhahahahahah. god damn it.

Kronenbourg brewery was founded in 1664 by Geronimus Hatt in Strasbourg. The name comes from the area, Cronenbourg, where the brewery relocated in 1850. The company is owned by Carlsberg.  Every time these guys come back, and I mean Carlsberg or any of the big soda (pop) or beer guys, come back, I feel like I should hear the villains theme from James Bond. The main brand from Kronenbourg, is, you guessed it, Kronenbourg 1664, a 5.5% pale lager.

Kronenbourg was first brewed in 1952.  A small amount of the Strisselspalt hop, a French aroma hop from Alsace, is being used. If your in the UK, you can find this beer made by Heineken. Weird huh? Yeah.

Everyone's connected. 

The Verdict

8 out of 10

Its the French version of Bud or the Canadian version of Labatts.
If you can locate it, try it out dude. It would be pretty good in a beer pong game if you can find enough to fill the glasses and stun your friends.

Fuck it. Get the 12 or a 2 of em' and drink them all. Piss in your lawn, then start your snow blower and ghost ride that shit right into your neighbors bedroom window.
Your neighbors an asshole.