Mythos - The god of skunk

Mythos - Greece

Sorry there was no update last week. I was on my honeymoon in Florida at Disney world with my beautiful wife. I planed on doing a beers around the world update as they had the wine and food festival going on in EPCOT. The 8 dollar beers made me not do it. Seriously. 8 bucks for the cheapest.  Fuck that.

Greece is known for their great history of the gods and awesome ruins that are still visible. Its cool to think about it, but ruins are what im tasting right now.

With the history of the region, you would think they would cash in on it. Im not sure if its a good idea they didnt because thats what you would expect, or its just a shitty idea. The Unicorn is proudly printed on the label. When I think of Greece, I dont think of unicorns. Unicorns are creatures I would love to find and see. This beer is something I found and wish I didnt. Im pissed because there was a few other beers I looked at but didnt buy. This shit tastes skunky. I hope its not just the beer tasting that way, but just that it sat on the shelf that long.

I thought about what I just typed and decided to look. Its totally expired.

In light of recent events, there will not be a verdict this week. Its not fair. This really sucks because I thought up some pretty good material to make fun of this beer.

 FOR SHAME. 

When your in the business of selling imported beer from all over the world, you would think you would take into account the fact that some people are not going to buy a beer from Greece or other countries other than the USA. Most people walk into that place to buy Bud or Coors.  Im probably the only guy to buy this beer in the last 6 months. I paid full price for it too.

 Pissed.

Should I check the expiration on the other beers I drank that I gave shitty reviews to? Nah. That requires too much work. Instead, heres a few facts about the brewery.

- Its the second largest brewer in Greece

- Carlsberg owns it. Mythos imports Guinness for the region

- 4.7 percent alc by vol

- Lager beer

Unreal. Ill be more careful next time. Grow with me, im still learning. 

By the way......Im still looking for people to submit pictures of their parties and passed out or really drunk attendees for me to poke a small amount of fun at. Please click the "contact us" part of the page and send those pictures on in. Keep in mind your buddies will be on the front page here and are open to me saying whatever I like about them. Make sure thats ok.

 See you next time.