Drunken videos

-Drunken videos-

Lets face it. With today's technology, videos cameras are everywhere and there's already no telling how many videos of you there are out there hitting on your friends grandma. There is no review this week. Im sorry. I am pounding some Labatts though, which has to count for something. Im going to scour Youtube to find some videos of drunken fools and collect a few of them here for you instead. This will be an ongoing thing im going to add to the site instead of just the updates.

I typed in youyube.com. Great start. 

This is fucking excellent. The look on the drunk guys face while he stares into the eyes of the refs are like Sam Jacksons eyes as he looked into that one kids face right before he ate his Big Kahuna burger. That guy who ran up and spine crushed him only did it because 50 minutes before, he was reliving how he missed the tackle that would have sent his Texas high school team to states at the bar with his buddies. Thats a championship tackle.

This is awesome because the drunk guy never throws a punch. Hes got a few dudes rocking him quick but decides the best option is to kick. Thats kinda fucked up because his footing was all shitty the whole time. Ive been in this spot before. Sometimes your so hammered, you wobble around so much your brain thinks its only possible because someone obviously pushed you. I like the power stance right before his attack. If someones standing in front of me like that, im probably going to try to give him some money or something. 

This guy would have been better off riding the rails. The music put to this is spot on! My favorite part is the when he touches down at the end. Things like that are only possible if your drunk. He walks it off like a boss. 

If your into video games, he totally looks like agent 47 from Hitman.

 This is the guy I want to party with, except it would only be once because people like this need beer poured on them. No friends with him either so you know he watched this video and thats how he found out how his face got messed up. Who dresses like that anyways? Must have been at a wedding. Open bar? Im betting so. 

Is it even necessary to do a breathalizer here? This dude just put a hole in your wall with his fucking face. I cant believe this cop kept a straight face. I wouldnt want to play that guy in poker. Bad form though for that being your drunk room. Should be like a pool table in there or a dartboard. Maybe even a jukebox with Stairway to Heaven being the only song you can play. 

Maybe its the beers, but that drunk guy looks alittle like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Great show.

Alright. Thats about it. Have a good weekend everyone.

DRAGON STOUT - JAMAICA

DRAGON STOUT - JAMAICA

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year guys. Seriously.
I had a great holidays. Lots of friends and family and all that good stuff. Gained too much weight but here I am on a new years night to declare to lose it. All in. I apologize for the lack of updates. With all the family and beer, its been hard. I like to dedicate a section to this site by myself with no one around. I hate to update with family around, mostly because they would read this and hate me and buy me less.
By the way, my birthday is Thursday. Wassup.

Out of all the beer I have researched, this is the least. Theres like no info online about this shit. For a new year post, I should have went Chinese or something, but Ive done that. I could do Australia. Nope. Britain. Nope. 

Im not driving anymore. The dude I used to buy off of died In a car accident near where I live last week. He was a beer man, and knew his shit. Im still pretty sad about all of it. He helped me pick "weird beer" out, and hes obviously not here anymore so now its really just me. Hit a semi head on, on the 23rd, 2 days before Christmas. Fucked up. 

Here's what I learned from this place, and I'm going to copy and paste because its so little.......

D&G produces one of Jamaica's best-known exports, Red Stripe beer, and also exports Old Jamaica Ginger Beer. It brews other malt beverages for the local market under the brand names Red Stripe Light, Dragon Stout, Malta (nonalcoholic), Smirnoff Ice, Guinness, and Heineken.

Dragon Stout

Dragon was introduced in 1920.^[2] Its brewing process utilities a Grade A two-row European malt, caramel, roasted malt and dark brown sugar.
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Its from Jamaica, and I would put all kinds of puns and jokes in, but what am I going to say?

They smoke weed? They got a bobsled team? Fuck it. Its a beer that's got a hard bite, and its good if you like dirty beer. Dirty beer doesn't have a description unless you've had it. Its your lager beer that's local and fermented. Like in your basement for 3 years.

THE VERDICT

Its hard but only because no ones buying it. pretty sure its like that all the time.
I hope you have a great 2014 and buy because I say so, not because your dad does.

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